Battle with Byron and Dashington!

You lead the men back out to the corridor, filled with the ferociousness of your mother and the canny battle tactics of your father, not to mention your expertise in the ancient Riadorfan art of Boot Sway, imparted to you by your brother Xantony, the luck of his ex-piratical husband Francoque, the fearlessness of his ex-piratical sister Mica’elle and, of course, the principles of science of her wife, Chairite.

The short corridor is filled with over a dozen adversaries, but you do not fear.

“Up arms!” Rogué cries. “For the honour of the Dashingtons!” and neatly spits two mercenaries with a single thrust from his lumino-epee.

Twisting at the apex of a triple-spin Cat Climbing The Trash Can kick which takes out four of your opponents, you look concernedly at Byron, but it appears the librarian is not merely a librarian, but a telekinetic of great skill and control, and he forces the mercenaries’ own weapons to fire upon themselves!

You yourself take down the enormous mercenary leader in a flurry of blows taken from the Wombat Burrowing school. Tearing his spine through his stomach and absent-mindedly dropping it onto the corridor floor, you gaze upon the battlefield, triumphant!

“Oh, Princess!” Byron cries, kneeling in a pool of blood. “Marry me!”

“Oh, Princess!” Rogué sighs, wiping the brains of a luckless mercenary off his lumino-epee. “Marry me!”

It seems that you may have found your true love! But which?

1) You can’t walk past a man who knows how to organize a library. You choose Byron!

1) There’s nothing like a dashing and repentant Duke to make your girlish heart a-flutter. You choose Rogué!

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