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The red sun rises early on the day you wed no-longer-Dame Harmony Sonata, and ex-mercenary Caroline Jun Yie, Princesses of Riadorf!<\/p>\n

Your siblings and their spouses are all in attendance, your mother (a famed space-lawyer and Justice of the Space Peace) performs the ceremony, and your father, Emperor Alistair bestows upon you as a bridal gift a palace with a zathwop bladearm target zone for Caroline, an auditorium and recording studio for Harmony and a practice hall in which you may continue to deepen your mastery of the art of Boot Sway.<\/p>\n

As the triple moons rise, your wives carry you to the dining room and tenderly lay you across the table.<\/p>\n

“Did you hear that Duke Dashington married his librarian, Byron Keates?” Harmony enquires as she thrusts her purple Imperator vibrator into your womanhood.<\/p>\n

“No!” Caroline gasps, manipulating her Hummingbird into the tight rosebud of your poop-chute. “How fascinating! What do you think they do together?”<\/p>\n

“Well,” Haromy muses, and tells you her thoughts on the matter, to the eventual and immense satisfaction to all three of you.<\/p>\n

“O, Xanastasia and Harmony!” Caroline cries.<\/p>\n

“O, Caroline and Xanastasia!” Harmony moans.<\/p>\n

“O, Harmony and Caroline!” you swoon. “How happy I am that I was betwixt the dilemmas of Dashington Station! With amnesia!”<\/p>\n

FIN.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"