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Gently, you disengage yourself from Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s embrace. <\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I am extremely flattered by your attentions,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d you avow, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153but should we not deal with your faithless former flunkies?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153How wise you are!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the Silver Marauder effuses. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes, we must address at once the problem of the renegade mercenaries. But I think we will need help \u00e2\u20ac\u201c two people cannot defeat a small army alone.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n

Briefly, you consider the Duke. But no \u00e2\u20ac\u201c he won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have regained consciousness yet, and you do not feel that you could trust him, in any case. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153To whom can we apply for aid?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d you query.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I suspect that the station\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s librarian, Byron Keates, might be able to assist us. Or perhaps Dame Harmony Sonata, the famous vocalist, who is currently vacationing here. But which shall we approach first?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n

A librarian or a diva, to help defeat the mercenary threat \u00e2\u20ac\u201c you feel as conflicted as the two-brained rifulgi fish of Zarpathionionion! What will you do? <\/p>\n

1) Seek out the songstress!<\/a> <\/p>\n

2) Look for the librarian!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gently, you disengage yourself from Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s embrace. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I am extremely flattered by your attentions,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d you avow, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153but should we not deal with your faithless former flunkies?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153How wise you are!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the Silver Marauder effuses. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes, we must address at once the problem of the renegade mercenaries. But I think we will need help \u00e2\u20ac\u201c two […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":16,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-70","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bymoonslight.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bymoonslight.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bymoonslight.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bymoonslight.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bymoonslight.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bymoonslight.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/70\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bymoonslight.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bymoonslight.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}